we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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