Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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