p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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