That's intense
i just wanna soil my oats bro
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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