But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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