I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Barsexuality is the new black.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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