quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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