What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
honey bunches of taint.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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