would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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