I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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