i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
NoShamevember. You game?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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