two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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