So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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