When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
