i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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