I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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