Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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