pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So much Jack, so little girl.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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