just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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