You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
