I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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