Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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