Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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