it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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