Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
