Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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