i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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