I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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who is this
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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