you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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