Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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