The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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