the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
