it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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