Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I think people are normalizing furries
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