I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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