fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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