My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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