all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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