Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
false alarm, still single
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
