I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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