It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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