okay pat passed out under dana's car
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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