Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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