You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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