its not stalking. its research.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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