The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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