K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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