we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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