What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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