Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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