Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I don't deserve a penis
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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