yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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