Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
