I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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