yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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