the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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