Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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