Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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