you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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